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Thursday, April 28, 2005

Today I graduated CBNR (Chemical, Nuclear, Biological, Radiological) courses as the "Distinguised Honor Graduate." The classes are taught by these guys.
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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Did Marine murder Iraqis? Hearing to weigh evidence - International News - MSNBC.com:"Pantano was investigated and cleared at the field level last year and continued combat operations"

"But civilian defense lawyer Charles Gittins said a disgruntled enlisted man complained after Pantano's unit returned to Camp Lejeune. A new probe led to the charge."

If we was already "cleared" or as I like to call it "found innnocent", how can an investigation be reopened? This is a rediculous waste of tax payer money.
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Monday, April 25, 2005

The last bag was better.

I was going for less than 22 this round. Unfortunately, there were 30 unpopped kernels! Gah! I am so disappointed. At least there were no burnt kernels in either of the last bags.

In other news. Today I learned what to do "in case" of a nuclear attack! Yes, folks, it's true. The Army has a plan! I also learned that once you accumulate 30 Cgy of radiation, you are no longer "battle efficient." I think that's Army for "dead."

I'll share this military secret with you. Come closer. Are you ready? When a nuclear attack occurs, there will be a unmistakeable flash of blinding white light. Then there will be a bang moments later. Sometime between the blinding white light, and the bang (thermal shock wave equal to the force of 1,000,000 hurricanes of fire) you should find cover. Maybe a log, a rock, or a 30ft deep hole in the ground. Stay away from plastic or rubber tents, because they tend to melt and they may burn (you). Make sure you roll your sleeves down as well, to help protect against thermal burns.

Now then! You are prepared to face a nuclear attack!
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Sunday, April 24, 2005

22 Kernels!

So I popped a nearly perfect bag of popcorn. Only 22 unpopped kernels.

Can you beat it?

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